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F*ck Your Tree (Go Blue. Break Wood.) Graphic Tee

Heather Midnight Navy / XS
$38.00
$38.00
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F*ck Your Tree (Go Blue. Break Wood.) Graphic Tee

F*ck Your Tree (Go Blue. Break Wood.) Graphic Tee

$38.00
$38.00
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Tradition is nice. Total destruction is better.

If you think sportsmanship means patting the enemy on the back after they choke, you're on the wrong site. The "F*ck Your Tree" tee is built for the die-hards who live for the misery of Columbus, the panic in a weeping nut, and the sweet, unmatched sound of a rival's sacred traditions getting chopped to pieces.

Wear the hate. Gloat at the final whistle.

The Fit: Heavyweight, relaxed unisex fit. Built with a boxy streetwear drape so you look sharp while rubbing it in. Size up if you want that oversized, unapologetic look.

The Print: High-durability screen print designed to survive heavy tailgates, rowdy campus bars, and celebratory beer showers without cracking or fading.

Care Instructions: Wash cold. Turn inside out. Don't coddle it—just like your rivalry.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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